‘Twas the night before le Tour, and all through across the land
Not a cyclist was racing not even Hincapie;
The TiVo was programmed to record every second,
In the hopes that victory would… something that rhymes with ’second’.
Oh, I hate poetry. But I do LOOVE le Tour! And it all begins in about 36 hours.
I’ve previewed the first few stages, I’ve read all the analysis. I’ve haunted VeloNews.com for any last minute updates on Astana’s status, I totally understand the whole ASO/UCI thing. My TiVo(s) are empty and set to double-record the first 7 stages (just in case!!!).
I’m ready.
Months of preparation and years of experience have gotten me ready to spectate the next three weeks of the most amazing sporting event ever concieved.
I’m ready. Are you?

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